Have I shat myself?
Not convinced? Check for yourself.
Here are a few simple tests. Tick any that apply.
The Temperature Check
Look for any sudden, localized feeling of unexpected warmth or damp in your pant region. It’s the most common indicator.
This is happening
The Sniff Test
A distinct, sudden odor that follows you even when you move around the room is a primary warning.
This is happening
The Tactile Check
A cautious external swipe of the area with a piece of toilet paper or a wet wipe will give you immediate confirmation.
This is happening
The Ghosty
No one can confirm or deny its existence. It felt real, but it disappeared immediately.
This is happening